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I made dinner tonight and as I turned it on simmer I realized that I had made ROBERT WAGNER'S CORN SKILLET (from the Mike Douglas Show).   My mother used to cook this dish fairly regularly when I was growing up, and it was one of the recipes I photocopied for my own recipe book.  8-0 Eeeeek!

Can you help me? I would love to come up with another name for this dish.

Like maybe Wife Drowner Corn Skillet. Or perhaps Alleged Wife Drowner Corn Skillet. Any other ideas?