Britney Forgot Daddy's Must-wear Rule

Here’s Britney Spears out and about in her hot little pink eighties prostitute dress the other day. I like it, but I have a thing for prostitutes from all decades. Of course, it’s Britney Spears so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that her wonky nippers decided to make an appearance. Those things are pretty amazing. Like cows lying down when it’s about to rain, I’m pretty sure her nippers can sense when there are cameras around and pop to attention. Well done. By the way, her dad is not around to impose the must-wear-bra rule. We are glad for that.