Obama Orders 1 mill U.S. Troops to Prepare For Civil War - E.U. Times

Russian Military Analysts are reporting to Prime Minister Putin that US President Barack Obama has issued orders to his Northern Command’s (USNORTHCOM) top leader, US Air Force General Gene Renuart, to “begin immediately” increasing his military forces to 1 million troops by January 30, 2010, in what these reports warn is an expected outbreak of civil war within the United States before the end of winter.
According to these reports, Obama has had over these past weeks “numerous” meetings with his war council about how best to manage the expected implosion of his Nations banking system while at the same time attempting to keep the United States military hegemony over the World in what Russian Military Analysts state is a “last ditch gambit” whose success is “far from certain”.
And to Obama’s “last ditch gambit”, these reports continue, he is to announce in a nationwide address to his people this coming week that he is going to expand the level of US Military Forces in Afghanistan by tens of thousands of troops, while at the same time using the deployment of these soldiers as a “cover” for returning to the United States over 200,000 additional American soldiers from the over 800 bases in over 39 countries they have stationed around the Globe bringing the level of these forces in America to over 1 million, a number the US Military believes will be able to contain the “explosion of violence” expected to roil these peoples when they learn their economy has been bankrupted.

More here at the E U Times, where you can see a video of a Russian-speaking guy named Igor, postulating how the U.S. will break up into 6 different countries, with, SURPRISE, Russia having control over a number of them, including Alaska! I think Igor had a few too many vodkas with lunch and is having Russo-centric daydreams.
As for the civil war scenarios, it would appear that Obama and cronies are taking the predictions of the collapse of the dollar seriously. But if that is the case, then WHY are they still pushing full steam ahead with the insane spending/taxing programs, spiraling us into further debt? Stop with the health care! Stop with the stimulus! Stop with the Cap and Tax! Stop the government takeovers! Encourage small business, the engine of the American economy, so that we can create some REAL jobs and build the tax base in a normal manner. PREPARE FOR PROSPERITY, NOT FOR CLOWARD-PIVEN CIVIL WAR, YOU NITWIT!