One Way To Style Your Hijab (Veil)

This is for all of you infidels: Get with the program. You know the scarf area at your local department store? Better start shopping, if you want to get along under Sharia. Heck, you're lucky we're not talking full Niqab or Burqa here.

And another thing. Can anybody tell me what exactly Michelle Obama wore to the White House Ramadan dinners? I noticed that Obama doesn't tend to take Michelle on his visits to middle eastern countries. Has he taken her to any? Did she co-host the Ramadan dinners with him? Did she cover her arms? Her hair?

Just askin'....